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Zombie Lust
Just when I think I've seen the worst horror movie of all time, this hit me slam bang in the face, If it wasn't for the credits I would have thought that someone had turned in their home movie to the video store by mistake this so called zombie movie by Carl J. Sukenick is Camcorder garbage below even cable access standards, the films time is wasted by Carl J. Sukenick incorporating photographs of naked women into the film and leaving them there for stretches of time ranging from seconds to minutes, also Sukenick gives his "actors" instructions at the beginning of scenes. Hey, dude, aren't you supposed to wait to turn on the camera until after you've told them what to do.
Alien Beasts
The first six minutes of the film is nothing but people pretend fighting in someone's backyard. An obvious schizophrenic gives long rambling rants off camera during extended reaction shots, blowing and repeating lines over and over. The actors scream lines in living rooms so the camcorder can pick them up, you hear the "crew" chatting and laughing during some of the shots, and a shot of an old guy sitting against a wall is spliced in at random intervals. Almost every line is repeated at least twice.
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Simply put, he makes Ed Wood look like Cecil B. DeMille. He makes The Polonia Brothers look like Steven Spielberg, Yes, he's that bad, The static shots in his movies are endless. He just sets up the camera most times and lets the actors walk in front of it and do whatever little they're going to do. The times when the camera actually moves are few and far between, if at all.
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